India up for sale

Anil: brother I have an offer for you. It's a wonderful business opportunity even our papa would be proud of us.
Mukesh: Tell me
Anil: lets buy India, its up for sale.
Mukesh: how much would it cost.
Anil: Rs 13,600crs only.
Mukesh: how did you get this figure?
Anil: Rs. 50 cr for every MP and you need 272 votes to form the government.
Mukesh: you are not real businessman. you have put up same price for everyone. look the MP's from east will sell for less than Rs. 5cr, MPs from south will sell for around Rs.10cr while MP's from North will sell for around 25cr its only the MPs from west who will have price tag of around Rs50cr.
Anil: brother you are not considering the hostile take-over bid from other businessmen. I have heard from reliable sources that Bill gates and Warren Buffet are trying to buy MPs for Rs. 100cr each. Its just because of patriotism of our MPs that they are unwilling to sell India to a foreigner. But how much will they compromise they have to look after their genuine self interest.
Mukesh: But why should these people try to buy India . Are they not satisfied with Africa?
Anil: No brother India has huge potential. Buffet is planning to sell RBI, SBI, PNB and other banks to himself at a cost of Rs. 1cr each. While Gates is planning to expand his business to other areas, he believe hospitality has huge potential so he is thinking of buying Rashtrapati Bhavan , Red Fort , Taj Mahal and all other historical monuments and convert them to 7-8 star hotels. Only Parliament house will be left untouched.
Mukesh: Why?
Anil: Oh! "Sansad ki maryad jo bacchani hai"
Mukesh: But why should we buy India. we are neither in Hospitality nor in banking.
Anil: Are Bhaiya think harder. Once we buy India you can buy Indian oil, Hindustan oil, bharat petroleums for 50 lakhs each while I can buy BSNL, MTNL, etc as a complementary .
Mukesh: Shabash Anil you are visionary . but we have to be very careful while investing in Indian parliament lest Tata and Birla gang up against us.
Anil: don't worry I have seasoned players in my team. They are veterans in Buying and selling of MPs. You just keep the cash ready.
Mukesh: That is fine but once we buy the majority MPs who will be the PM.
Anil: I am doing all the planning I am at the fore front so naturally I should be the PM.
Mukesh: I am the elder so I should be the M
Anil: No I
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Kokilaben: Stop fighting. will you both ever agree on something. This is the opportunity of life time and you are letting it go by fighting with each other. Neither you nor Mukesh but let's make Kusaliya mausi the PM she was your governess.
Anil: yes I can give up my post to her and everyone will say "kitna bada tyaag" As for once in life time opportunity, don't worry mom it comes every 5 year if not sooner...

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